today I went to get indian food with my family and a friend of my brother’s. the plan was that we would each order a dish and then share everything. both my dad and brother ordered chicken, so I decided to order lamb vindaloo.
“are you sure?” asked my waiter. “it’s very hot.”
“I’m sure” I said.
One of your many super hero skills :-)
Hahaha haha hahaha. This is beautiful
Inmates and their crimes
Except Morello isn’t in for the fraud… Or at least not just for that…
BRB dying over baby shoes
I feel this, man. I feel this.
"I’m a garden rose."
I want to know more about her back story…
"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”
now THAT’S what i call a party
What the actual fuck?
" I am every little girl you ever watched, touched, hurt, screwed, killed." — Hard Candy (2005)
Beautiful movie… Just, fuck. It’s gorgeous.