December 2011
20 posts
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fuck yeah sex education: Porn to Replace Sex... →
onecondoms:
L.A., home to the multibillion dollar U.S. porn industry, will soon be forced to decide whether condoms should be required in adult films to reduce sexually transmitted diseases. If and when the vote is held, should LA residents vote for adult film producers to require…
I have a lot of feelings about this… but no energy to rant right now… Maybe later…
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well Demi fixed that right up.
lov4t0:
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crownofgold:
i’m creating a new birth control that works 100% of the time and it’s called flare jeans
my form of birth control works 100% of the time… it’s called ‘lesbianism’. *grin*
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failing students is physically painful
seriously, i may get a reputation as a hard-marker, but i hope that that will lead to students getting a reputation as a hard-worker. some of the work being turned in by students is absolutely abysmal. and i can’t stand to read writing this bad. i’m trying to be lenient, but that only goes so far. do schools even teach kids how to write these days? this is painful.
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You're chatting with a random stranger on Omegle!
Stranger: Looking for unicorn, have you seen one?
You: watch out
You: they are dangerous
Stranger: Nooo, they are kinder then a salmon
You: Oh, no they are not
Stranger: how come?
You: The unicorn has a lot of power...
You: And he asks a lot of people who want his help
You: Watch out... the price he asks you to pay may be too great
Stranger: But...how could he do that? :C
Stranger: Its horrible
You: No... he only helps those who he knows needs it
You: His help often costs him his life... and unicorns are rare
You: If you double cross one, they will all see to it that you pay
Stranger: I would never do that, not to my Unicorny
You: He only comes to those who need aid
You: You will likely not see him
Stranger: Aw, thats a shame
Stranger: I was really looking forward to seeing him
You: I apologize that you have not been told the truth about their race
Stranger: Its all that bastard,hennings fault
You: Hennings??
Stranger: yesh?
You: who is hennings?
Stranger: Henning's
Stranger: Its a name
Stranger: -.-
You: i know...
Stranger: Then why did you blindfold the bat?
You: but i mean, is he that bastard setting people up to find unicorns for him?
Stranger: yes he is!
You: he is sending people to their deaths
Stranger: :O
Stranger: that bitch
You: finding a unicorn without just cause is a suicide mission
Stranger: How could I embark on this quest without knowing nything about it :C I feel so stupid :C
You: Don't. Hennings uses magic... Puts people under his spell
You: You had no control
Stranger: It just gets worse and worse, someone ha sto put him down
You: Do you feel that you could do that task?
Stranger: No I could never do such a thing
You: Why not?
Stranger: Cause hes still my freind
You: He tried to have you killed!
You: He is not a friend
Stranger: I guess I could hire Rune, hes a proffesianl hitman
You: Yes, but help Rune track him down
You: He'll be likely to speak with you again
Stranger: I will!
You: He wants unicorn blood, so bring him this *tosses you a small vial of black substance*
You: It will fool him long enough for you two to do the job
Stranger: Good, thanks for the advice and the help
You: Good luck
Stranger: C:
You have disconnected.
